Really. I just wrote a whole effing blog. Then pressed 'refresh...' No save... arrreghjegfkwfgkdgghghghgghghh!!!!! Ahem. But still... if at first you don't succeed... try, try and try again!
So here I am. Second time lucky. I am going to try to recreate my initial blog. I have had a little break since. Refuelled with a marmite crumpet and peppermint tea... hopefully I have enough brain power to regurgitate (through my fingers of course) the random waffings of my mind. (2 hours ago)... So... England are shite. I have decided. Yes, I even swore. I apologise to all those easily offended, I am from Derbyshire you know... I'm going to be stuck up now and say I actually detest the fact they get paid soooooo much money and can't even do their jobs properly? Ball... Net... end of game!!!! Can you imagine someone like a Doctor or a Surgeon doing that?? 'I work for Bupa so I'll have ten grand for you knee op... lets wheel you down to theatre then... Whoops... I dropped my trocars and forceps into your open wound losing them forever. Oh well... never mind. No refunds...' It wouldn't happen!!!!! I love football a little bit too though and enjoy screaming my head off at the screen like a loony. They're like a bunch of women on that pitch and I dare say, I could probably do a better job. Saying that... good luck today lads! If you don't win, you're truly in my bad books. Raving toff rant over... oh. except one thing : Vu. Vu. Ze... La... Or as I like to call them Vu vu... NO. Arararahghghghgh!!! Why oh why did someone have to invent a trumpet and fly rolled into one tube of Bb annoyance? 'Sainsburys hopes to sell 75,000' I just read on the net... jeeeezzus!! Mr Sainsbury... I am actually BEGGING you not to stock them anymore... please! Sainsbury's is supposed to be an 'upper class' supermarket no?? Don't lower yourself to Asda's standards! (Where I shop actually... so no offence Asda, you have some great deals...) I ate an Egg yesterday I have been saving since Easter... it had my name on it and was white chocolate. Yummy :) This weekend I also made 2 things of culinary delight!! 1. Get rice krispies... 2. melt marshmallows and butter in pan... 3. mix together and add edible glitter, pink food colouring and sprinkly bits. 4. Leave to set in flat tin. 5. Eat. Mmmm :) (OK... So I realise making rice krispie chewy thingys is NOT cooking, but you will be proud of my next effort, I swear!) So the next thing I made is the NICEST bread in the entire world! I'm still working my way through it now since Sunday... Its tomato bread in the shape of a giant wheel. (Which would actually roll, I feel it on my bones... haven't tried it though..) Its filled with parma ham, eggs, basil, sun dried tomatoes, olives, cheese and other loveliness. You roll out your bread dough like a giant tortilla wrap and roll up all the stuff above so it looks like a giant sausage... then you bring both ends together, overlap them, making a giant wheel. Bake in the over for 35 mins and its AMAZING!!!! Thanks Jamie Oliver... I love your bish bash bosh approach. I have attached photographacous below and as you can see, Jamie's is in the background... I think mine has far more gusto though. Sitting there in my kitchen along with my patriotic basil and magic rose tin a friend bought for me on vals day back in Feb... You just added water and out grew a beautiful rose :D (Except it wasn't an effing rose at all! It was a sunflower and a couple of dasies!!) That really, really sums up my life... I have managed to grow my nails. This is an amazing feat for me, since I have also managed to KEEP them long. For those of you that know me, YOU know that they grow, break, grow, break, grow, break. It helps that every day I'm spending time to paint them. I've calculated that so far I have spent 5 hours of my life painting my nails. Since last month... God. I could have done so much with those 5 hours... growing tomatoes, skydiving, helping the homeless, driving to the seaside... but my nails wouldn't have looked nice! SERIOUSLY, I just read that comment back and am in NO WAY as narrow minded as that seemed! I have done all the above, except skydiving (which I will one day, when someone pushes me out of the plane...) I feel bad for discussing such lame things as me growing my EFFING NAILS when there are wars, death, children being abused and people poor, desperate and hungry. Truth is, if I got into this I would be here forever. The world is so crap sometimes and if you didn't laugh, you would most definitely cry... So I should probably discuss the budget from yesterday... Or not. I keep thinking there is something crawling on me... but its just my hair. :) How can my brain forget that its there??!! I've had it for years!! I have been doing a lot reflection today and in my last blog I even put quotes and reflective stuffs... can't remember them now since I DELETED THEMMMMM!!! There is a pigeon by the side of the road pecking away looking for food... 'Yes! Oh... Nooo... that's a shoe lace... Damn... that's a cigarette butt...' I wonder if it knows that will be its life every day, until the day it dies? I'm currently in the office. Its nice and quiet for a change. The guys in the office next door are not in yet... They usually roll in after 2pm most days, which is good, since it always sounds like someone is murdering an elephant when they're in their office. I don't know what their company consists of really. All I know is that its something to do with computers... I speak with little evidence here. The only time I've actually seen into their office was when I went to complain to them about the much to high bass levels of their hip hop music... their office was stacked to the roof with computer-looking things like the house of a bag lady who had worked at PC world for 50 years. When they are in the office, all you hear is elephant murders, the occasional Blackberry messaging tone, hip hop (sometimes bangra depending on the mood of the day) and laughing which sounds JUST like real Hyenas. Although now, they're playing Shirley Bassey... that puts that out of the closet then... My song of the day is 'Evening Sun' by Gemma Hayes. Gemma Hayes is beautiful and I love her music. I had the pleasure of seeing her live once in Nottingham. Go buy her albums. She is older, has more insight and was around WAY before Diana Vickers BTW and possibly I think, the inspiration behind Mrs Vickers' sultry vocal tones... google Evening, Sun and watch the you tube vdeo So, there's probably been some things I've left out but until next time... fill what's empty and scratch where it itches. TTFN x
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